Adult Joke

Why dicks suck

Date: Sat, 24 Oct 2009 12:37:54 +0000
Why it sucks being a dick!10. You’ve got a hole in your head.9. Your master strangles you all the time.8. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body.7. You shrink in cold water.6. You never get a haircut.5. You always hang around with 2 nuts.4. Your closest neighbor is an asshole.3. Your best [...]
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Stiff neck

Date: Fri, 23 Oct 2009 12:31:04 +0000
Q: Did you hear about the man who swallowed his Viagra too slowly?A: He got a stiff neck
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An Egyptian

Date: Thu, 22 Oct 2009 12:30:17 +0000
An Egyptian man is walking through the Cairo bazaar, when a stranger comes up to him and offers to sell Viagra (illegal in Egypt) for 100 Egyptian pounds.“No, not worth it!”“OK, how about 50 Egyptian pounds?”“No, not worth it!”“OK, 20?”“No, not worth it!”“How about 10?”“No, not worth it!”“Listen, these pills cost US $10 each. How [...]
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Special Viagra

Date: Wed, 21 Oct 2009 12:29:57 +0000
A man walks into a chemist and says to the bloke behind the counter,‘Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I’ve never had three girls at once and I need something to keep me horny… keep me potent.’The chemist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer and takes out a small cardboard box [...]
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At the Pharmacy

Date: Tue, 20 Oct 2009 12:29:24 +0000
Woman: Can I get Viagra here?Pharmacist: Yes.Woman: Can I get it over the counter?Pharmacist: If you give me one of them, you can!
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